Friday, June 27, 2014

A Story About Linda



Watch how slowly Linda eats, like each bite of food has said something bad about her children. Lunch starts at noon and she’s in the cafeteria at 12:03. 12:04 if the elevator is slow, or someone tries to stop her to talk. There is only one thing that passes her standards: the cobb salad with raspberry vinaigrette (instead of ranch) and ham on the side. Linda has few pleasures in life and this isn’t one.

Miguel stares, a mixture of attraction and disgust visible on his face. He wouldn’t use the word “pretty” to describe Linda, but Miguel doesn’t do a lot of describing. Mostly, he does a lot of chopping. The Cobb Salad comes pre-bagged, but a few other dishes require vague culinary skills. “Do you think that woman is Latino?” Miguel asks Ken.

Ken thinks and then says “I don’t know… Are you Latino?”
“Yes.”
“Maybe. I don’t know. What does that cover exactly?”
“She might be mixed.”
“We’re all mixed, aren’t we?”

A couple chatty middle managers plop trays on the counter, each with the same thing - a hot dog, macaroni and cheese, chips and a diet coke.
“Together or separate?” Ken intones.
“Together,” says the one in the sky blue polo. “I got this.”
“Thanks,” says the one in the salmon polo.
“That’ll be $16.85.”

When they leave, Miguel starts again. “What do you think?”
“About what?”
“About that woman.”

“I don’t know if we're allowed to talk about this.”